Which way did she go?

Come on. I know you saw her! That insane blogger posting a bunch of rambling nonsense about Angelina Jolie's twins being born in Connecticut.

The one who was all, "but my mom's manicurist's doctor said it is so, and therefore it MUST be true!"

Every celebrity junkie worth her margarita salt knows that celebrities don't give birth in Connecticut. They might have hedge fund managers who give birth in Connecticut ... but they themselves give birth in exotic places like Namimbia and Nice and (in Nicole Kidman's case) Nashville.

So, welcome to the world, Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt (if those are really your names). This could be your first lesson in Not Believing Everything You Hear.

My advice?

Just listen to your mother who loves you.

Unless, of course, she's calling from Connecticut.