Angelina Jolie, you crazy pregnant prankster, you!

You're not in Nice.
You're not even in France.
Or Europe for that matter.

Are you?

No. You are not!

You and that hottie husband of yours are hunkered down in Connecticut, of all places.

My home state.

Sexy, Scintillating, Star-Studded ... CONNECTICUT.

God it just rolls off the tongue.

Now keep in mind, readers, this news is according to my mom, who is at this very second having her nails done by a woman whose doctor works at Greenwich Hospital, where the Jolie Pitts are supposedly welcoming their genetically flawless little bundles right now.

I haven't been this excited since Angelina checked into the French hospital to give birth two weeks ago!